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Clean soild home. (solid)
Home feces south. (faces)
Come check out our new orfice. (office)
New appraisal shows poof of value. (proof)
Has god bones. (good)
Large hose ranch. (horse)
ice warm fireplace. (nice)
Hot listing just pooped up . (popped)
Fast your eyes on this beauty. (Feast)
A couple sees an ad that says “Beautiful large home in great shape $1,000.”
It must be a misprint, but they call anyway. A lady answers and says it’s not a misprint. They race over and find it’s easily worth a million bucks. They ask the seller “what’s the catch?”
The lady assures the couple there is no catch, but they are leery.
The lady says “ok, I’ll tell you the truth… last week my Husband informed me that he is leaving me for his secretary. He said I could have everything except the proceeds from the sale of the house. I agreed and he asked me if I could sell the house while he and his new girlfriend hung out in the Caribbean?” SOLD!