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		<title>Topiary moon?</title>
		<link>http://funnyrealestatejokes.com/2010/03/topiary-moon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 22:41:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken</dc:creator>
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		<title>AIM Plumbing!</title>
		<link>http://funnyrealestatejokes.com/2010/03/aim-plumbing-funny-truck-side-ad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Mar 2010 22:37:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken</dc:creator>
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		<title>More MisPrints</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 21:31:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Clean soild home.  (solid) Home feces south.  (faces) Come check out our new orfice.  (office) New appraisal shows poof of value.  (proof) More funny MisPrints &#62;&#62;&#62;]]></description>
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Home feces south.  (faces)<br />
</strong><strong>Come check out our new orfice.  (office)<br />
New appraisal shows poof of value.  (proof)</strong></span></p>
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		<title>your Ferrari</title>
		<link>http://funnyrealestatejokes.com/2010/02/735/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Feb 2010 07:56:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi Honey, I parked your Ferarri and truck in the garage before I left. Oh by the way,  your girlfriend called! Bye          More Funny Pics]]></description>
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<strong>Hi Honey, </strong><strong>I parked your Ferarri and truck in the garage before I left.</strong></div>
<div><strong>Oh by the way,  your girlfriend called! </strong><strong>Bye          <a href="../pictures/">More Funny Pics</a></strong></div>
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		<title>Day before foreclosure!</title>
		<link>http://funnyrealestatejokes.com/2010/02/day-before-foreclosure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 21:04:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken</dc:creator>
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		<title>MisPrints</title>
		<link>http://funnyrealestatejokes.com/2010/01/misprints-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 23:47:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Has god bones. (good) Large hose ranch. (horse) ice warm fireplace. (nice) Hot listing just pooped up . (popped) Fast your eyes on this beauty. (Feast) More funny misprints]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: #c0c0c0;"><strong>Has god bones. (good)<br />
Large hose ranch. (horse)<br />
ice warm fireplace. (nice)<br />
Hot listing just pooped up . (popped)<br />
Fast your eyes on this beauty. (Feast)</strong></span></p>
<p><span style="color: #0a4e97;"><strong><a href="http://funnyrealestatejokes.com/misprints/">More funny misprints</a></strong></span></p>
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		<title>Beautiful home $1,000!</title>
		<link>http://funnyrealestatejokes.com/2010/01/635/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 05:52:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A couple sees an ad that says “Beautiful large home in great shape $1,000.&#8221; It must be a misprint, but they call anyway.  A lady answers and says it’s not a misprint.  They race over and find it’s easily worth a million bucks. They ask the seller “what’s the catch?” The lady assures the couple there is no <a href='http://funnyrealestatejokes.com/2010/01/635/'>[...]</a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: #c0c0c0;">A couple sees an ad that says “Beautiful large home in great shape $1,000.&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #c0c0c0;">It must be a misprint, but they call anyway.  A lady answers and says it’s not a misprint.  They race over and find it’s easily worth a million bucks. They ask the seller “what’s the catch?”</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #c0c0c0;">The lady assures the couple there is no catch, but they are leery.</span></p>
<p><span style="color: #c0c0c0;">The lady says “ok, I’ll tell you the truth&#8230; last week my Husband informed me that he is leaving me for his secretary. He said I could have everything except the proceeds from the sale of the house. I agreed and he asked me if I could sell the house while he and his new girlfriend hung out in the Caribbean?”       SOLD!</span></p>
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		<title>Butterfly wrecks house?</title>
		<link>http://funnyrealestatejokes.com/2009/12/615/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 19:56:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken</dc:creator>
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		<title>Honey I&#8217;m home!</title>
		<link>http://funnyrealestatejokes.com/2009/12/flip-out/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 22:27:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken</dc:creator>
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		<title>Sudden Gust of Gravity!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:50:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken</dc:creator>
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