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Mar 182010

Clean soild home. (solid)
Home feces south. (faces)
Come check out our new orfice. (office)
New appraisal shows poof of value. (proof)

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your Ferrari

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Feb 212010

Hi Honey, I parked your Ferarri and truck in the garage before I left.

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Day before foreclosure!

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Feb 122010

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MisPrints

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Jan 202010

Has god bones. (good)
Large hose ranch. (horse)
ice warm fireplace. (nice)
Hot listing just pooped up . (popped)
Fast your eyes on this beauty. (Feast)

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Beautiful home $1,000!

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Jan 082010

A couple sees an ad that says “Beautiful large home in great shape $1,000.”

It must be a misprint, but they call anyway. A lady answers and says it’s not a misprint. They race over and find it’s easily worth a million bucks. They ask the seller “what’s the catch?”

The lady assures the couple there is no catch, but they are leery.

The lady says “ok, I’ll tell you the truth… last week my Husband informed me that he is leaving me for his secretary. He said I could have everything except the proceeds from the sale of the house. I agreed and he asked me if I could sell the house while he and his new girlfriend hung out in the Caribbean?” SOLD!

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