Clean soild home. (solid)
Home feces south. (faces)
Come check out our new orfice. (office)
New appraisal shows poof of value. (proof)
Mar 182010
Feb 212010
Hi Honey, I parked your Ferarri and truck in the garage before I left.
Oh by the way, your girlfriend called! Bye More Funny Pics
Prospective tenant checks to see (um, hear) if the apartment and neighbors are suitable.
Listen closely for the punch line right after she stops screaming.
Nov 242009
Sorry, not exactly real estate humor, but you missed a great party in Ken’s garage…
My orphan baby Racoon friends Rascal, Foxy, Brat and Dart. Too small to survive and too cute to kick out in the cold. They grew up in my garage. I haven’t fed ‘em for a long time, but they still visit often. Guess it’s their childhood home. This summer, Dart (the shy one) walked right up and introduced me to her babies. One was shy, so she coaxed it out. She’s a good mom. Yesterday Brat followed my car in the garage and as soon as I opened the door he was climbing my leg to say ”Hi” and beg of course. Ken ;^)
Nov 242009
“Escrow” (an account held in trust) means “thief” in French!
Unethical advertising uses lies to deceive. On a more positive note, ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive. Andy Rooney
There are three kinds of lies… Lies, damn lies and statistics. Mark Twain
Nov 212009
Nov 212009
Fresh pain inside. (paint)
For Sale By Ower. (Owner)
Please shit gate. (shut)
Feral Reserve Bank. (Federal)
Large heated poo in back yard . (pool)
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