Jan 082010

A couple sees an ad that says “Beautiful large home in great shape $1,000.”

It must be a misprint, but they call anyway.  A lady answers and says it’s not a misprint.  They race over and find it’s easily worth a million bucks. They ask the seller “what’s the catch?”

The lady assures the couple there is no catch, but they are leery.

The lady says “ok, I’ll tell you the truth… last week my Husband informed me that he is leaving me for his secretary. He said I could have everything except the proceeds from the sale of the house. I agreed and he asked me if I could sell the house while he and his new girlfriend hung out in the Caribbean?”       SOLD!

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Nov 242009

Sorry, not exactly real estate humor, but you missed a great party in Ken’s garage…

Coons all 574

My orphan baby Racoon friends Rascal, Foxy, Brat and Dart.  Too small to survive and too cute to kick out in the cold.  They grew up in my garage.  I haven’t fed ‘em for a long time, but they still visit often. Guess it’s their childhood home.  This summer, Dart (the shy one) walked right up and introduced me to her babies.  One was shy, so she coaxed it out.  She’s a good mom.  Yesterday Brat followed my car in the garage and as soon as I opened the door he was climbing my leg to say ”Hi” and beg of course.  Ken  ;^)